Everyone we know thinks we’ve already fucked. I guess it’s because we’re so comfortable around each other people assume we are together. Now that I think about our friendship I realize you’ve seen me through lots of tragic times with guys. You know all about my horrible ex’s. You listened to all my sob story break ups. You know you’re the first guy to last a whole shopping trip with me? You must really care about me. Let’s upgrade you from the friend zone because you’ve totally earned it. Starring: Nia Nicci