You've got something BIG in your pants that will impress me, haven't you? No, not your teeny tiny dick of course, but your wallet. Your credit card is the only thing that could even begin to impress me about you, and you SHOULD be paying me to make up for being such a small-pricked pathetic fuck. I want your bank drained, I want BIG deposits, BIG tips, because it's the only BIG thing about you. Get on your knees for me slave, and worship with your wallet. For extra credit, send a tip as you buy this, and send a big tip after.