Stinky Grrl Ignores U When Freshening Up

I come home from a long day out, sitting down to read my book. That's when I notice something smells bad...uh oh. It's my hairy pits. I look around to see if there's anyone around (you don't count). In the clear, I get nice and clean with some wet wipes. Next I lotion up my hairy pits, rubbing it in thoroughly. There are lots of close-ups. I finish off with deodorant. The stick makes a lovely noise with my long pit hair. Satisfied and smelling good, I continue to read.