While real men are out having sex, you’re here, again. At my clip store, jerking your cock. I mean, what else could you be doing other than staring at hot girls who would never look twice at you. You should just give up on any hopes of getting a woman like me. It’s never going to happen because you’re a socially awkward freak. Porn is so much easier. You can just sit at home and be your true self, a total loser. You can spend all day jerking your cock to women who, if they met you, would think you are a weird little beta. Don’t bother trying to go on expensive dates where you’ll just get rejected anyway. Instead, embrace the porn addict loser lifestyle. Accept that your sex life is checking clip stores, filling up your shopping cart and jerk your cock out.