Now My Friends Know You're My Fart Bitch

Ok so don't be mad... but I mayyyyy have let slip to my friends over dinner that you're my fart slave... Don't be like that, they all thought it was funny! Well... funny and pathetic. But honestly they all kind of thought that anyway... Whatever, get over it bitch, because I also told them they could use you too if they felt like it hahaha. You'd better be a good fart bitch for everyone next time I have them all over