"A shiny satin shorts classic" Michelle greets you and explains that she is a food critic. She is holding a pie and says she bets you can guess what happens when she doesn't like the food. Next we meet her latest victim. It is the lovely Mia (also of Mostwam) who is dressed in her Hooters Restaurant T-Shirt and shiny satin shorts. Mia get covered in the breakfast and lunch items that Michelle doesn't like: Porridge, yoghurt, soup, baked beans, spaghetti hoops, rice pudding and even trifle all find their way over Mia; and Michelle hasn't even reviewed the evening menu yet!