Hey everyone! I don't know if you can tell from the previews, but I have been putting on TONS of weight lately. In fact, I am officially the FATTEST I have ever been (weigh-in soon)! After eating like a hog all day, I decided to celebrate my accelerating gain by sucking down an entire pound of fat, 3500 calories, in 90 SECONDS ! Come see me show off my gains, watch my swelling belly spill onto my massive plumping thighs, and gaze at my growing double chin as I guzzle down every last drop. This prize-pig is going for the blue ribbon ;]