Laundry Day Discovery

Sometimes it feels like the laundry pile never ends! You would think with the family being out of the house the pile would shrink, and yet there's still always work to do. Recently I found this strange device in one of the piles, and it vibrates! It feels a lot like when I use the dryer to -ahem- have some private fun. Well...the house is empty so...a bit of experimenting couldn't hurt, right?