you are such a loser. you will never have a relationship like real men have. you aren't wired like a regular man. you're fucked up in the head. So you don't even deserve what REAL MEN get. you deserve what every other loser in this world deserves. Lotion. Not Love. you're just a jerk off. And will always be. Most men get to look forward to fucking. Not you though... you only get your own hand. The best shot at a relationship in what I give you.