You've been lurking for soooo long! You're so curious about what I can make you do... what I can make you feel.... I'm here to tell you that my plan for you is far beyond anything you've ever dreamed. Becoming my right hand bitch, experiencing life from below my giant, juicy tits... there's so much that we can accomplish together. Like, SO MUCH WE CAN ACCOMPLISH!!! You can't even fathom my plans because your rain is sooo small!!! All you can do is sit around and jerk your pathetic little dick. All you HAVE to do is listen to me... I can lead you to paradise. Let me lead you to paradise. Just get on your knees, there you go, right in front of me. Open that bank account... and just... hit send for me. Just try it. I PROMISE you'll like it. You feel soooo useless and disgusting ALL THE TIME!! Finally, let that go in favor of becoming useful to someone you admire. LET GO OF YOUR USELESSNESS... IT FEELS AWFUL TO BE SOOOO USELESS. IF YOU'RE GONNA BE HATED YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE USEFUL. You can try to jerk your little dick all you want, but without being useful you just never ever really get it up... You can't get it up without being useful to superior ebony women (just like me, Princess Thrashie). IF YOU'RE GONNA BE OBSESSED WITH ME YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE FUCKING USEFUL.