I never have to pay for a thing in my life. Every luxurious purchase, every shopping expense, every beauty treatment is paid for by losers like you. I've got a list of some of my purchases this month that have already been loser-funded, but I want them reimbursed AGAIN. Every time I spend money, I should make money. And your job is to pick up the tab, bitch. So here's your list of bills. Go fetch!