Watch me in the office and a new employee starts... I recognise him... Wait hes the guy that got me fired from my last job saying i had my buttcrack out and was farting... I put him straight and say there is no buttcrack on show around here and certainly no farting.. I bend over to do some paper work and wet fart unaware my buttcrack is out in jeans... My asscrack hangs out and i keep on farting blaming the floorboards until a customer comes in and tells me i have my butthole on show I play it down and say i have lowrise jeans its the style at the moment before he calls the top boss and he catches me wet farting in jeans with my bumcrack out.. I try and pull them up but its no hope and i leave the room farting in embarrassment... #farting #fart #buttcrack #jeanfarts #gassy #wetfarts #unaware #evamarie