I tried to pull out all the stops, I really did but I'm just a stoner bimbo at the end of the day and boy did I royally mess (ha) this one up. Watch me try to light all the candles on my cake, blow them out and lick each one by one. I inhale the helium from my birthday balloons and dirty talk until they run out, mostly for the laughs. I some how hit the wrong button and only film the first 10 seconds of actual cake sitting, so its followed with me sploshing cake with my tits and feet. Being me, I have no back up plan and struggle to get the cake off to leave the room. The actual cake sitting is slowed down at the end.
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