You're obsessed, addicted. Buying clip after clip, edging and gooning. You don't need a real sex life. This is your sex life now, buying clips of hot and mean girls, egging you on. Destroying your life. Goon, goon, jerk, jerk, never stopping. All your money goes to fueling your clip addiction. Jerking, jerking, jerking. You don't need anything else. You don't need friends, a girlfriend. You don't need anything else. This is your whole life, buying clips and gooning for hours. Mean girl after mean girl, so above you but you can get close with these clips. Jerking, jerking, jerking. Jerking it all away, buying it all, melting your brain. You're a clip junkie.