It’s time for a new world order. As it is, the world is overrun with idiots, losers, and perverts who waste their lives pursuing women who are far superior to them. Such a tragedy—not for the men, but the women who have to endure the stupidity of those men. Men just like you. So, here is my decree. No pussy for idiots, losers, and perverts. From now on if you want to get your rocks off with another person, you won’t be inflicting your pitiful presence on women. Your only option is to fuck men: the other idiots, losers, and perverts of the world just like you. It doesn’t matter if you’re not gay or bi. In fact, it’s even better that way. Because you’ll be sacrificing for the greater good of the world.