Reality check. You’re a loser. The biggest fucking loser anyone could ever conceive of. I don’t think much of men in general, so when I say you’re an embarrassment to your gender…whew, that’s bad. No wonder you’ve fetishized your own inadequacies. If you didn’t, there’d be nothing stopping you from offing yourself at the first opportunity. And you know what the worst part of it is? It’s not your failures or the consequences of them. It’s not the secondhand shame you inflict on everyone around you. It’s that you are alone and always will be. Forever alone in your pathetic misery.