Peeing and loud farting at McDonald's

Eating a big meal at McDonald's was NOT a good idea today! I have some very bad gas afterwards, and it's a huge pain in the ass (literally LOL)! I go in the ladies' bathroom to pee and then I have a stomachache and you can see the pain in my face as I pass some embarrassingly loud and stinky farts. A little smelly gas comes out after some loud farting, but then I'm sitting on the toilet, sweating and grunting for a while. I blow my nose and get frustrated. Finally I'm done after much effort and a few more loud farts. I wipe, flush the toilet, and finish up. No more greasy fast food for me for a while!