You are round my house for dinner, you tell me you love the food and are enjoying the water too, we have a bit of a chat and I notice your face looks a bit strained. I hear your stomach start to gurgle loudly.... We carry on chatting then suddenly you let out the most disgusting loud fart ever, I open the window to let out the smell. I start to tease you making squelchy fart noises with my mouth, you are red with embarrassment. We try to keep the conversation going but you are farting and squirming so much, I decide to tell you the truth... I have spiked your water! I have spiked you with laxatives and locked the bathroom door, so you need to clench your butt cheeks to hold in the explosion! I count you down from 5 and you let it all out shamefully!