Are you wondering what's up with the balloons and the tiara? Well guess what? It's my birthday! I even got my hair done, and after having a few sips, I'm feeling very frisky... Since I can't have any birthday sex, I'll just have to fuck myself. Too bad you can't help in person but maybe we can both have some fun in honor of my birthday? I'll get down to my birthday suit and then we can get started.