Room rates are superbly cheap right now, so I couldn't resist and booked a cool little AirBnb room. The reviews were fantastic and the price couldn't be beat. Check-in was super smooth and fully-automated. What a find! I take a quick look around the room--incredibly clean and well-located just like the reviews said. This is gonna be a memorable stay! Let's check out the bathroom... WTF!? What is that?? It looked like a ninja girl hiding in the shower, but she disappeared before I could get a good look. The room description and reviews didn't mention that the room includes a ninja! I investigate this bizarre happening further, and long story short--this mysterious AirBnb ninja turns out to be one of the good guys. So naturally we end up making sweet ninja love. I'm definitely giving this room a 5-star review!