Sometimes I swear you noodles misbehave just because you're craving punishment! Thing is, I'm SICK AND TIRED of this disobedience. DONE! This ends tonight. YOU end tonight. It will be a soft smother. I'll put you down gently. My big squishy ass is better than a pillow to snuffff you out. Kinder, more personal. You'll struggle, your lungs will ache, but ULTIMATELY you will succumb to my spandex-clad ass.