I’M AN ALPHA BITCH NOW!  I MAKE ALL BOYS GOOD BOYS! Beautiful Jolene has had a lot of trouble in the past with boyfriends from dirty dishes, to being excessively late, to not paying enough attention to her needs… The list goes on and on.   She has decided that what she really needs is a boyfriend who is like a puppy.  So, after careful consideration she has developed a process that will turn a boyfriend into a puppy! Now she will explain how she does it!  No longer does she have to wait for cuddles or getting enough attention.  Now she can get licked when and where she wants!   And her new puppy Always Comes on Command.