Heyy, welcome to the neighborhood. I couldn’t help but see you and your wife move in, looks like she took off, there is a lot of good shopping around here. I bet she won’t be back for hours. Yes, you can take my coat..why do you look so surprised? A handsome new neighbor like you deserves a fun housewarming. I noticed your wife is a bit of a stick-figure, I’m not am I? Aww, am I being naughty? Well I must deserve a spanking then. Is this your wife’s hairbrush? Ouch! That stings…