Talk about misreading signs. You were so sure your new stepdaughter was into you. You know it’s wrong, but you can’t help wanting her. She’s just your type. Sweet, bespectacled, flirty, and curvy in all the best ways. And with the signs she was giving out, you thought for sure she wanted you too. So you took a risk and made your desires known. She doesn’t just reject you—she verbally eviscerates you. Even if you weren’t her stepdad, she says, she wouldn’t want you. She doesn’t fuck fatties, and you’re the fattest idiot she’s ever seen.