My feet are so sweaty today and I can’t wait to take off these trainers! I tease and talk about my shoes before removing them and giving them a sniff. Now, in my slightly dirtied socks, I know you’re hard. As I peel off each one, I describe how my sweaty feet and socks must taste. I wonder if you can smell the leather from my shoes on the soles of my feet. With a bratty smile, I make you take a deep breath at my soles and thank me for letting you worship them. (No humiliation)