Your mother and I have been talking, and all she could talk about was how I need to teach you a lesson... It seems you no longer want to follow house rules and respect us, so I am left with no choice! I wiggle my socked foot in front of your face, and I can see your face pucker as the pungent stench of my socks drift past your nostrils. I order you to smell my nasty smelling socks. I've been wearing them for days, just for YOU!  You try and put up a fight, but you realize I mean all business and won't take no for an answer. So you start to breathe in my foot funk. I watch you become acclimated to the stench, so I command you to lick my dirty socks. Taste it. Work in your spit so you can really taste all of my sweat and hard work.  You did this to yourself, son. SO make your daddy happy and please him. Inhale the stench, and maybe this lesson will stick with you, like the smell of my feet on your face! Now repeat with me,  dad's feet stink.... dad's feet stink.... yes, you will be my dirty sock slave forever!