Our relationship has been lacking in intimacy lately and you've found a potential fix for it. You found this app that can help discover a person's "Love Language" so that couples can develop better communication skills. You send me an invitation to join the app but get an unexpected response for Me. Do you really think I need some stupid app to tell Me how to treat My boyfriend? HA. You wanna know the real problem here? You're not a REAL man and that's why I don't want you to fuck Me. We're not lacking intimacy, you're just lacking masculinity LOL. Since you wanna act like such a little bitch about our relationship, I'm going to show you exactly how I like to communicate - by turning my man into my personal cocksucker. I'll be using this 8" dildo right down your whiny little mouth - THATS My love language, bitch.