Ummmm, you'd better sit fucking still while I touch up my makeup, if you make me mess up my lipstick I'm going to fucking end you... God it's been so long since I've gone out and like, done some tequila shots with the girls hahaha. I hope there's a heap of cute guys there to dance with, I get so slutty when I do shots and dance... What the fuck are you complaining about? You're nothing but my little fart slave, loser!! Disgusting little fart sniffing losers don't get to complain about anything, understand? Here, sniff up all my farts before I go dancing, maybe that will remind you of your only purpose in life. There, did that jog your memory? God, what a pathetic fucking fart cuck. No wonder this is all you're good for...