You love your girlfriend, you would do anything for her. How devastating it was to hear this first thing in the morning! She wants to break up with you, and doesn't want to hear from you for a few days. Her reasonings? That you're a loser, too clingy, no fun, and bad in bed. Well... You sort of knew all that. She always told you that you were a loser, that the way you wouldn't let her flirt with other guys annoyed her. You knew this, but you never thought she'd break up with you! The fact that she let slip that she slept with a very well hung man last night hurts too. Maybe you'll get the opportunity to try and win her back when you go to give her the money she asked for...