Is this your worst nightmare or your biggest fantasy? Your family found my phone number and invited me to your funeral. I can't believe it, my bitch boy is gone. How will I cope? Of course, I have to stop by to pay my... well not respects. I guess you can say, grace you with My divine presence. Being your goddess I know what's best for you, I know exactly what you would have wanted today... for Me to let your truth free. Now everyone will know why you are such an awkward hermit excuse of a human. You're a BETA and I'm announcing it to the world. I'll miss you(r) money so much. Rest in peace.