Hello Sir. Yes, I’ve settled all of your appointments for the week and I’ve organized your mail. That’s not why I’m here in your office. You see, I’d like a raise. I think I do an awful lot of work around here and I’m feeling frustrated that you don’t seem to appreciate me. This isn’t an ask. This isn’t a negotiation. You see, I know you stare at me every day. You try to peek up my skirt. You “innocently” brush up against my stockings. I could go to HR right now and ruin your career if I wanted to with how heavily you’ve been sexually appropriating me. You’re entranced by me. Even now as I’m taking off my skirt, you have no power to stop me. You may be the “manager” but I’m the boss around here. I should be compensated as such.