*Roleplay: I'm your ex girlfriend and I've come over to pick up some of my things, one of which being a tablet. I check it and find toilet fetish porn* It's no wonder you ended up single again, I guess I have a knack to smelling a toilet-loving pervert. I can't believe I'm JUST finding out about that - gross - were you secretly fantasizing about consuming everything from my asshole while we were dating? Well, you weren't a very good boyfriend, but you might make a pretty good toilet. What a better way to deal with a breakup than by pushing it all down my ex-boyfriends throat! Get over here brown-noser, if you want to keep spending time with Me, it'll be with Me sitting on your face using you as my personal toilet!