Jump to your own d*ath. There's nothing you can do to avoid it: Maria is going to eat you, little man. She picks you up, tastes every inch of you and then shows you her mouth - it's so pink and so wet for you! You'll be walking up to it on a ruler and jumping into her mouth and into a pool of saliva. Before you know it you'll be sliding down Maria's velvety tongue and into her gurgling stomach x