So you want to start smoking and you wish for me to teach you. Consider this your first lesson where I teach you how to light the cigarette and inhale the smoking into your lungs. I will teach you the basic of inhaling and exhaling. You will become a smoker in no time. I will also teach you to do the double pump. You will have to keep up with me and smoke at the same time as me. Don't worry, you might cough a little bit or get really dizzy and your heart will beat faster but that's the whole point of smoking. Wanna know what its like?