Hello my human waste bucket, what terrible wet weather we’ve had. Still, I don’t let that dampen my riding spirit, nor will it affect you, because come rain or shine, your role in life is ALWAYS to lick and eat the filth from my boots! All the animaI droppings left by horses and sheep and foxes all combined together with the mud to make up your meal. Now GET TO EATING BITCH, I want these boots shining! I want every bit of this sloppy, sludgy mess shovelled down your disgusting throat. And if you leave a bit, the ridges on these Hunter boots will sure leave marks on your face when I trample you with them!