Hey! Sorry I'm late. Abnormal ran over again. OMG it's getting to be that time of year where it's cold outside, so then when you go inside it feels super warm. I need to get this scarf and these boots off immediately. OK hold on one sec. My boyfriend's texting me. He's coming to visit this weekend after the exam, so we're just text-preparing each other, you know? Ok OK I'm gonna tell him I need to go study. Haha! He said you're lucky you get to study with me... and not to distract you. Haha! I'm gonna say I'm wearing a big sweater and thick socks, so I don't think I'll be distracting. Oh! I should send a selfie! Aww, he said he would still get distracted. OK OK I'm really gonna get off now. Anywayyyy, so where should we start? The social self? Hello? Are you paying attention, or are you actually getting distracted? OMG you're totally distracted, aren't you!? What's distracting you? OK, fine, you don't have to tell me. I bet I can figure it out. We are psych majors after all. Hmmm.... it's my socks isn't it! HAHA! I knew it! Oh, calm down. I'm not laughing at you. I'm just laughing because I'm proud of myself for getting it right. Hmmm. I bet we could have some fun with this. Like, you could be my new sock boy! You know, like, you can do stuff for me, and in exchange you can smell my socks! OH! Maybe, I'll even let you smell them while I get fucked this weekend! Yeah. This could be fun. OK, well, I'll let you smell them now, but then I'm going to have to figure out how to deal with your little distraction... Yeah, there you go, nice big whiffs! Hmmm what if I take them off? Oh, yeah, of course I'm wearing pantyhose underneath. It's fucking cold! You wanna smell those too? Why don't you smell them all at the same time? My pantyhose covered feet and the socks! OMG. You just totally came in your pants, didn't you? Ha! Well, I guess we don't have to come up with another way to deal with your distraction. I do want to get studying, though, so you're just going to have to sit in your wet pants while we do that. You can put my socks in your lap if you want in case anyone walks by...