Oh, you're home, human. I've been here for hours, alone. There will be no more of this in MY house, you exist for one reason and for one reason only, and that is to serve Me. You feed me when I want, you give me attention when I want and ONLY when I want, and you clean my litterbox when I want. Otherwise, I'm going to have to start destroying things and using other parts of the house as my litterbox. No more going out, no more hanging out with other cats, no more bringing home a girlfriend I don't approve of. Your one and only purpose in life, which I have given to you, is to serve me. Follow me on Twitter! @MsStarlightXXX