Whether you’re a true virgin or so celibate you might as well be one, I bet you think of your state as a deficiency, don’t you? Something to hide and be humiliated by. Something to get angry and berate yourself over. Maybe even something to cry over. Here’s the truth, darling: it’s not. Your failure to get laid has provided you an opportunity to pursue a higher goal, one that’s even better and more fulfilling than sex.