I've just taken you on as my sub, and right away I have some demands to improve your life. Do you struggle with motivation to be the best you can be? No problem, I'm going to take control. Hygiene, orgasms, fitness, diet, fluid intake, relaxation before bed, porn consumption, behaving like a responsible, positive member of society... I tell you exactly how I want you to behave. If you're up for the challenge to live like this for six weeks, you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with a weekly report as to how you're doing with Ariel's Rules for Life.
PS - I tease you a little by removing some of my clothing as we go. Surely that's going to help you a little?