I’ve broken into your home for one reason and one reason alone: to swallow you like a snack. With you tied up, there’s no way you’ll be escaping. I can overpower you without breaking a sweat, so there’s no need for me to worry. You should most definitely be worried because you won’t survive this encounter.  I’m unique in that my saliva both shrinks living things down and paralyzes them, making fleeing a far-off fantasy. Do you feel tingly at all yet? That’s my saliva’s toxin doing its work. You’ll wake up shrunken and completely numb! In the meantime, I’ll prepare a hotdog bed for you to lie in. You come to with me towering over you, holding you in my hotdog bun. I take the first bite and happily devour you, commenting on how tasty of a meal you make.