For boot addicts like you, there’s absolutely nothing sexier than seeing me in my shiny outfit and matching boots. However, these boots are special. They have reached the end of their natural life and are now available for you to purchase. Do you want to know how much they are and how to get them? Just watch the clip, if you can even listen, if you’re not mesmerized by the shine of my boots and imagining all of the things you’re going to do with them. My instructions are very clear. Don’t worry; they aren’t exorbitantly priced, but more expensive than I’ve ever sold my shoes for. Because, after all, these are ten years old, they’re the first pair of boots I ever purchased. Now they’re well worn, shiny, but scuffed. Well used, but no longer useful to me.