You grew up with strict parents who never let you celebrate Halloween, poor you. You were always jealous of the trick or treaters, but mom & dad said it was evil! Once you got older, you noticed how slutty the girls dressed to go to the Halloween parties you were never allowed to go to... you had to stay home jerking off thinking about the slutty costumes you missed out on. Tonight it's time to come to the dark side, you're a big boy now. Forsake your religion and give into sin. Satan wants you to stroke, Halloween may be evil, but it's sure a lovely way to burn.