I was updating that software on your computer for you today and noticed you had not been using incognito browsing like I told you to do. And now look what has happened! I saw your computer was open to a foot fetish website and you had been viewing videos of secretaries! How fortuitous for me! This is a good time to ask for a raise and other perks and in exchange I will keep your dirty secret. Wouln't you hate for me to ruin your wedding anniversairy this weekend by revealing this new found truth to your wife? From now on you will worship my feet when I ask and I will get just what I want around here. After all, you couldn't possibly fire me for this, imagine what HR would say! Also, we both know that you couldn't survive around here without me!