Come on enter, we need to talk... I was checking your bank account and just realized that you spent money on Porn. Don't you know that you're not allowed to spend money on porn? Excuse me, what? I am not you're girlfriend?... Of course not! You're girlfriend sits on the couch watching Netflix eating popcorn, chips, donuts, getting fat! You come from work and the attention she gives you is NOTHING... so later that night, because your life is so sad and pathetic you go on the computer to watch porn, but that same old story doesn't bring you any excitement at all. So that's why you come to see me! Because every little movement I do.. it seduces you! Every time I speak you just get, my lips fuck with your mind... so then you can only think about me! Because I am the only thing on your life that brings you some happiness... I am the only one you jerk off on the shower! That's why I'm not your girlfriend, cause you know that this body just get hotter and hotter every time you see!... I'm not your girlfriend, because you can't afford me! and that's why you're going to work extra hours, just to give me more money for that little attention I will give you... You will work harder just to give me all your money cause you know that money is the only thing that makes me happy, that makes me horny... and you just wish to see me horny! Repeat after me: "I will not watch porn ever again or spend money on it"