It's spooky season! I bet your loser ass thought you were going to costume parties. You probably thought you'd get invited to Halloween bar bashes. How sad! Not only have you not been invited ANYWHERE, we both know how heavily you imbibe. How mind-numbingly stupid, considering a DUI would ruin your already fucked up life. It makes more sense to stay home and get messed up with Ringmistress instead. I'm hotter than any girl you'll see at the bar anyways. I'm hotter than any police officer that may pull you over tonight. OF COURSE it makes perfect sense to cancel your plans and spend the night stroking to Officer Kitzi. I bet you even have a couple bottles I can ram down your throat. You do love it sooo much when I get you loopy for me, brain all mushed and motor skills abolished. Get weaker and weaker for me while I laugh at how pathetic you are. Happy Halloween!