Daddy, I went to go put on a diaper today and realized there was only one left! I thought we made a deal - I be your baby girl and you make sure that I have everything I needed to be your happy little girl. I feel like you aren't holding up your end of the deal..after all how am I supposed to be a princess when I'm begging like a peasant? I think you should give me your credit card Daddy. I think it's the only way to make sure I have all the diapers and toys I need and you can keep doing your grown up stuff! After all, with only one diaper left, I would hate to have an accident and go tinkle all over your expensive suits....or go potty all over the comic books you've collected for years! Just give me your credit card and I'll make sure I'm all taken care of so you won't have to worry about doing it!