Your girlfriend Sablique Von Lux has something very important to talk to you about. She's noticed your weight gain and she loves it. She thinks it's so cute that you've gained so much weight and you're totally in denial. You still try to squeeze into your old clothes. Sablique wants you to know that she loves your gains. She wants you to embrace it! Start eating to your heart's desire for her. She'd love to see another 30 lbs pile on you, maybe even in a months time! She wants more of you. Lots more! She doesn't care if you're so big she has to wrap a tarp around you to clothe you and if you're so fat you can no longer leave your bed. She thinks staying home with her immobile boyfriend to funnel him fatter sounds just fine.