You've fallen victim to my online dating ad! You stupidly agreed to go on a date with me and then accepted my invitation to come back to my place. And now look at you! I shrunk you down to the size of a little b u g and now I'm going to eat you! Whole and alive! I dangle you above my mouth teasing you as I lick my big pearly white chompers! I play with you using my tongue before swallowing you and then I swallow you! I feel you wiggling down my throat attempting to escape your fate, but it's no use. You tumble into my stomach and the digestion begins! I describe all the terrible things you must be experiencing in graphic detail.