Chrissy and I are both sick you guys! You are both the worst boyfriends ever. You don't treat us with respect and we're sick of it. So, we're breaking up with you and I think we're going to just date each other! We don't want you to hurt any more girls, so we have a plan to prevent you from ever dating again. We're going to eat you whole and alive! We describe what's going to happen to you once we shrink down and swallow you whole and alive! We describe in great detail the journey through our digestive systems that you will take before we turn you into waste! Because that is what you have always been, nothing but human waste.