You have the cutest nickname, and I love teasing you for it. I know how much you love when I fart and tell you I 'Booped" as I giggle. When it is just the two of us, boy, do I boop a lot!  Little boops, big boops, boop, boop, boop! You want to smell my boops, don't you? Hear my bass-laden boops over and over as I pass gas and fart continuously!